This one is mainly for the boys with no girls in their lives *cough cough LOSER ahem*, sorry; and also for the girls that either like girls or like to touch boobs. Nonetheless, it's ALLLL GOOD! Basically, when you are in the shower there is nothing better than grabbing a nice set of soapy breasts, well besides seeing some soapy wet breast. Anywho, if you can't have the real thing, I guess these would make for a reasonable replacement. Take a peak and let me know if you order any so I can laugh at you! Or then again Christmas IS coming up?!
MMM, Boob Tit!
And now for a very funny clip. Hear me out before you don't watch it. It's from the Colbert Report. If you haven't seen the show before, it's a political "news" show. It is very similar to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Anywho, on this show, the host, Stephen Colbert, has a segment known as "Better Know a District". He basically talks about one of America's Districts and follows it up with an interview with the congressman or whatever political figure that represents the district. The interview in this clip is one of the best interviews I've seen Stephen Colbert do by far. He's SO quick with his ad libbing, it's great. A must see, even if you don't care about the States, politics or never seen the show. Enjoy!
O' Great Colbert.
Monday, July 31, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
I'm such a big nerdy kid.
If I didn't already know that I wasn't a virgin I'd say that the movie the 40 year old virgin was totally where my future was heading. Especially due to my excitement of these next things. Also I'm about to make reference to other nerdy things that I'm sure will only make me sound more of a loser. But to all of you I shall adjust my glasses with my index finger and will write this all in the voice of the nerds from the Simpsons. Enjoy!
First things first... Tarantino is considering doing a prequel movie to the Kill Bill series. However, word has it that he wants to do it like an anime movie similar to the scene depiciting O-Ren's past in Vol. 1. This could be very interesting if it ever gets completed. But I'm not holding my breathe for it.
Next More Spidey Spidey Spidey.
Some images were revealed at the Comic-Con last week. This one is cool.
This is apparently Vemon (or soon to be). I so can't wait for this movie, and also rumour has it that there is a total of 4 villians that make an appearance. Whoa, back the trolley up....4!! As they say for the one Price is Right Game...THAT'S TOO MUCH! Here's how I see things happening, and this is purely guess work. The first villian will be shown as he's committing some crime. And Spidey will stop him fairly early. I could see it being someone crappy like Shocker or Someone equally crap-tastic. I'm guessing this cuz they won't want to run the gambit of characters to early. So some small insignificant character would be perfect. The second and third ones to appear will be Green Goblin and Sandman, since they were already shown in the trailer. And the 4 will be Venom. But his appearance will be very very brief at the end of the movie. Cuz Venom is created after Spiderman rids himself of the Black "alien symbiote" Costume. When Venom is formed it would be perfect to have it near the end to leave it open for the *fourth movie, much how the 2nd one left it for the Green Goblin for the 3rd. If you were at all lost reading anything above, I apologize for I am a level 12 Elf Lord (that's a nerd reference for those who don't know nerdy things like Dungeons and Dragons.) (Oh and I don't play Dungeons and Drag...oh nevermind)
*thanks for the editing ryan. :)
Anywho, Next The Frenchie's have an animated movie that is coming out that looks great.
Renaissance will become my new favourite animated movie, that isn't for kids. It's art style is very similar to a great video game called XIII. Now the game was made to resemble a comic book but this movie looks anything but. And the fact that is all black and white is just great. I can't wait to see this. Apparently it's available in Europe already on DVD, it still is on it's way to North American theaters in Sept., but i'll wait for DVD. I guess I've got a bit of a wait for this. Anywho check out the trailer.
Renaissance Trailer
In the words (or Rhymes) of Vanilla Ice...Go Ninja Go Ninja Go! Go Ninja Go Ninja Rap!!
If you don't know what that's from it's from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze.
And if you can't tell where i'm going with this then you are slow. For those of you up to speed there is a brand new 3D animated Ninja Turtles movie. Looks pretty stylish. Oh too be ninja! Anywho, here's the trailer.
T.U.R.T.L.E. POWER!! (I'm such a loser)
So that's my nerdy update, I shall now returned to my video games, He-man Dvds and play with my "lightsaber" heh heh!
First things first... Tarantino is considering doing a prequel movie to the Kill Bill series. However, word has it that he wants to do it like an anime movie similar to the scene depiciting O-Ren's past in Vol. 1. This could be very interesting if it ever gets completed. But I'm not holding my breathe for it.
Next More Spidey Spidey Spidey.
Some images were revealed at the Comic-Con last week. This one is cool.
This is apparently Vemon (or soon to be). I so can't wait for this movie, and also rumour has it that there is a total of 4 villians that make an appearance. Whoa, back the trolley up....4!! As they say for the one Price is Right Game...THAT'S TOO MUCH! Here's how I see things happening, and this is purely guess work. The first villian will be shown as he's committing some crime. And Spidey will stop him fairly early. I could see it being someone crappy like Shocker or Someone equally crap-tastic. I'm guessing this cuz they won't want to run the gambit of characters to early. So some small insignificant character would be perfect. The second and third ones to appear will be Green Goblin and Sandman, since they were already shown in the trailer. And the 4 will be Venom. But his appearance will be very very brief at the end of the movie. Cuz Venom is created after Spiderman rids himself of the Black "alien symbiote" Costume. When Venom is formed it would be perfect to have it near the end to leave it open for the *fourth movie, much how the 2nd one left it for the Green Goblin for the 3rd. If you were at all lost reading anything above, I apologize for I am a level 12 Elf Lord (that's a nerd reference for those who don't know nerdy things like Dungeons and Dragons.) (Oh and I don't play Dungeons and Drag...oh nevermind)
*thanks for the editing ryan. :)
Anywho, Next The Frenchie's have an animated movie that is coming out that looks great.
Renaissance will become my new favourite animated movie, that isn't for kids. It's art style is very similar to a great video game called XIII. Now the game was made to resemble a comic book but this movie looks anything but. And the fact that is all black and white is just great. I can't wait to see this. Apparently it's available in Europe already on DVD, it still is on it's way to North American theaters in Sept., but i'll wait for DVD. I guess I've got a bit of a wait for this. Anywho check out the trailer.
Renaissance Trailer
In the words (or Rhymes) of Vanilla Ice...Go Ninja Go Ninja Go! Go Ninja Go Ninja Rap!!
If you don't know what that's from it's from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze.
And if you can't tell where i'm going with this then you are slow. For those of you up to speed there is a brand new 3D animated Ninja Turtles movie. Looks pretty stylish. Oh too be ninja! Anywho, here's the trailer.
T.U.R.T.L.E. POWER!! (I'm such a loser)
So that's my nerdy update, I shall now returned to my video games, He-man Dvds and play with my "lightsaber" heh heh!
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Bacon Cereal, A German, An Idiot and Borat...OH MY!! *updated
That's right! You read my title right. All of those things in all of their glory. So lets get it started, shall we?!
First off: Bacon Cereal. (The closest thing I could find to Donkey Bacon Cereal)
Here's a little background for those who don't know the story already. About 8-10 years ago, there was a grocery list that was posted on the fridge at my father's place. One night my dear friend Craig Veltri decided to add Donkey Bacon Cereal onto the list. Obviously a very fictitious item, however, it remained on there as a joke until the list was actually taken to get the real groceries. Days went by, a new list was posted and once again Craig added Donkey Bacon Cereal. Again a good laugh was had. Again groceries were purchased, and a new list was added. But this is where the story gets a little funnier. As I sat with my dad and my step mother for dinner, the conversation got onto picking up some groceries. Then my step mom Nancy, turns her attention to me and goes "I noticed that there was some cereal you added to the list the last couple of days"
I had kinda forgot about it because the joke wasn't fresh in my mind. So, confused, I responded "Cereal?!" She continues "Ya, some sort of bacon cereal?" Now I'm trying not to burst out laughing and with a big smile on my face, I ask "Oh you didn't really look for that did you?" She goes "Ya I was standing in the cereal aisle for like 10 minutes trying to find it. I asked the (clerk) if he could help me find it." Now I'm shaking my head and laughing, not to the full extent I wish to, and told her that it was just Craig being dumb and that it doesn't really exist. Well needless to say she was a little embarrassed to be had like that but if only she could've fast forwarded time to present time and uncovered this little recipe. For someone has created a bacon cereal.
It looks extremely disgusting and will never be marketed, but to see the glorious meal just follow this little link... Bacon Cereal
Next up: Germany's Favourite Crooner (This one is mainly for Aaron but I know others will also enjoy just as much.)
Chrissy passed this one on to me and as I watched it I couldn't believe how incredibly nerdy David Hasselhoff is. That's right, the Hoff!
Seems with the rekindling of his American career with his role in "Click", Hoff thinks he should make a music video. Oh what a video it is too. Secret Agent Man has never sounded or looked so sweet! I don't even know where to begin to make fun. Whether it's the multiple close up shots, the fact that he does all sort of ridiculous poses, wait.. did he just fly off in a jet pack? Um, yes yes he did. Just watch it and you'll see the dork at his greatest. Secret Agent Hoff!
Wheel.....!!!! Of....!!!!! Fortune!!!!!!
Okay the category is "On The Menu"
Well hopefully you've made a better guess than the contestant. You must watch this, it only takes two minutes and you'll never see a bigger idiot in your life. Wheel of Fortune Retard
And last but not least, Borat!!
For those not sure as to who Borat is, he is one of many characters created by Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Ali G). He's a quirky, foreign character/guy in hilarious "skits" The first time I saw him was when he appeared on Conan O'Brien. On that show he asked Conan if he would like to touch his "hkrum". I can't even spell it. It basically sounded like he was trying to pronounce the word that clearing your throat would be, if it were a word. Well "hkrum" referred to his penis. After discovering this, the show became awkwardly quite funny. I've also seen him in "skit", where he visited an American College, and went into the football team change room and awkwardness pursued, as well as much other funny event. Anywho, I guess I'm not the only one to find this "guy" funny cuz they're making a movie of him. Here are some pictures of him out promoting his movie
If you think that's funny watch the trailer, it's twice as funny!! Borat
Hope some of these have enlightened someone's day!!!
*update* found this today, thought I would share it with all of you. This guy clearly has never seen a horse, yet he seems to think that he is looking at a horse, as he points at parts and describes them.
PSST!! That's Not a Horse!
First off: Bacon Cereal. (The closest thing I could find to Donkey Bacon Cereal)
Here's a little background for those who don't know the story already. About 8-10 years ago, there was a grocery list that was posted on the fridge at my father's place. One night my dear friend Craig Veltri decided to add Donkey Bacon Cereal onto the list. Obviously a very fictitious item, however, it remained on there as a joke until the list was actually taken to get the real groceries. Days went by, a new list was posted and once again Craig added Donkey Bacon Cereal. Again a good laugh was had. Again groceries were purchased, and a new list was added. But this is where the story gets a little funnier. As I sat with my dad and my step mother for dinner, the conversation got onto picking up some groceries. Then my step mom Nancy, turns her attention to me and goes "I noticed that there was some cereal you added to the list the last couple of days"
I had kinda forgot about it because the joke wasn't fresh in my mind. So, confused, I responded "Cereal?!" She continues "Ya, some sort of bacon cereal?" Now I'm trying not to burst out laughing and with a big smile on my face, I ask "Oh you didn't really look for that did you?" She goes "Ya I was standing in the cereal aisle for like 10 minutes trying to find it. I asked the (clerk) if he could help me find it." Now I'm shaking my head and laughing, not to the full extent I wish to, and told her that it was just Craig being dumb and that it doesn't really exist. Well needless to say she was a little embarrassed to be had like that but if only she could've fast forwarded time to present time and uncovered this little recipe. For someone has created a bacon cereal.
It looks extremely disgusting and will never be marketed, but to see the glorious meal just follow this little link... Bacon Cereal
Next up: Germany's Favourite Crooner (This one is mainly for Aaron but I know others will also enjoy just as much.)
Chrissy passed this one on to me and as I watched it I couldn't believe how incredibly nerdy David Hasselhoff is. That's right, the Hoff!
Seems with the rekindling of his American career with his role in "Click", Hoff thinks he should make a music video. Oh what a video it is too. Secret Agent Man has never sounded or looked so sweet! I don't even know where to begin to make fun. Whether it's the multiple close up shots, the fact that he does all sort of ridiculous poses, wait.. did he just fly off in a jet pack? Um, yes yes he did. Just watch it and you'll see the dork at his greatest. Secret Agent Hoff!
Wheel.....!!!! Of....!!!!! Fortune!!!!!!
Okay the category is "On The Menu"
Well hopefully you've made a better guess than the contestant. You must watch this, it only takes two minutes and you'll never see a bigger idiot in your life. Wheel of Fortune Retard
And last but not least, Borat!!
For those not sure as to who Borat is, he is one of many characters created by Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Ali G). He's a quirky, foreign character/guy in hilarious "skits" The first time I saw him was when he appeared on Conan O'Brien. On that show he asked Conan if he would like to touch his "hkrum". I can't even spell it. It basically sounded like he was trying to pronounce the word that clearing your throat would be, if it were a word. Well "hkrum" referred to his penis. After discovering this, the show became awkwardly quite funny. I've also seen him in "skit", where he visited an American College, and went into the football team change room and awkwardness pursued, as well as much other funny event. Anywho, I guess I'm not the only one to find this "guy" funny cuz they're making a movie of him. Here are some pictures of him out promoting his movie
If you think that's funny watch the trailer, it's twice as funny!! Borat
Hope some of these have enlightened someone's day!!!
*update* found this today, thought I would share it with all of you. This guy clearly has never seen a horse, yet he seems to think that he is looking at a horse, as he points at parts and describes them.
PSST!! That's Not a Horse!
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