Bacon Cereal, A German, An Idiot and Borat...OH MY!! *updated

That's right! You read my title right. All of those things in all of their glory. So lets get it started, shall we?!

First off: Bacon Cereal. (The closest thing I could find to Donkey Bacon Cereal)
Here's a little background for those who don't know the story already. About 8-10 years ago, there was a grocery list that was posted on the fridge at my father's place. One night my dear friend Craig Veltri decided to add Donkey Bacon Cereal onto the list. Obviously a very fictitious item, however, it remained on there as a joke until the list was actually taken to get the real groceries. Days went by, a new list was posted and once again Craig added Donkey Bacon Cereal. Again a good laugh was had. Again groceries were purchased, and a new list was added. But this is where the story gets a little funnier. As I sat with my dad and my step mother for dinner, the conversation got onto picking up some groceries. Then my step mom Nancy, turns her attention to me and goes "I noticed that there was some cereal you added to the list the last couple of days"
I had kinda forgot about it because the joke wasn't fresh in my mind. So, confused, I responded "Cereal?!" She continues "Ya, some sort of bacon cereal?" Now I'm trying not to burst out laughing and with a big smile on my face, I ask "Oh you didn't really look for that did you?" She goes "Ya I was standing in the cereal aisle for like 10 minutes trying to find it. I asked the (clerk) if he could help me find it." Now I'm shaking my head and laughing, not to the full extent I wish to, and told her that it was just Craig being dumb and that it doesn't really exist. Well needless to say she was a little embarrassed to be had like that but if only she could've fast forwarded time to present time and uncovered this little recipe. For someone has created a bacon cereal.

It looks extremely disgusting and will never be marketed, but to see the glorious meal just follow this little link... Bacon Cereal

Next up: Germany's Favourite Crooner (This one is mainly for Aaron but I know others will also enjoy just as much.)
Chrissy passed this one on to me and as I watched it I couldn't believe how incredibly nerdy David Hasselhoff is. That's right, the Hoff!

Seems with the rekindling of his American career with his role in "Click", Hoff thinks he should make a music video. Oh what a video it is too. Secret Agent Man has never sounded or looked so sweet! I don't even know where to begin to make fun. Whether it's the multiple close up shots, the fact that he does all sort of ridiculous poses, wait.. did he just fly off in a jet pack? Um, yes yes he did. Just watch it and you'll see the dork at his greatest. Secret Agent Hoff!

Wheel.....!!!! Of....!!!!! Fortune!!!!!!
Okay the category is "On The Menu"



Well hopefully you've made a better guess than the contestant. You must watch this, it only takes two minutes and you'll never see a bigger idiot in your life. Wheel of Fortune Retard

And last but not least, Borat!!

For those not sure as to who Borat is, he is one of many characters created by Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Ali G). He's a quirky, foreign character/guy in hilarious "skits" The first time I saw him was when he appeared on Conan O'Brien. On that show he asked Conan if he would like to touch his "hkrum". I can't even spell it. It basically sounded like he was trying to pronounce the word that clearing your throat would be, if it were a word. Well "hkrum" referred to his penis. After discovering this, the show became awkwardly quite funny. I've also seen him in "skit", where he visited an American College, and went into the football team change room and awkwardness pursued, as well as much other funny event. Anywho, I guess I'm not the only one to find this "guy" funny cuz they're making a movie of him. Here are some pictures of him out promoting his movie


If you think that's funny watch the trailer, it's twice as funny!! Borat

Hope some of these have enlightened someone's day!!!


*update* found this today, thought I would share it with all of you. This guy clearly has never seen a horse, yet he seems to think that he is looking at a horse, as he points at parts and describes them.
PSST!! That's Not a Horse!