Friday, August 11, 2006

How the summer ate my friends.

Over the last couple of weeks, I have noticed that there has been a lack of Blogging and Commenting done by many of my friends. So that got me wondering, "Where did they go?!" I figured I ought to do some research. First thing I noticed was that I don't have much of a life. Especially since my roommate Nat and most of my other friends had all gone to the Sault or away to where ever it is they are. Thus leaving me with a lot of time by myself and a lot of time on the computer. Therefore, I check for new blogs and comments frequently and added new ones to my own. The next thing I noticed was that when I left my apartment, it was strangely warm outside. I was totally unware of this since I live in an air conditioned apartment and my work is too. So in discovering this "heat", I looked around and noticed this bright light coming from the sky. And then it hit me..."Oh yeah, it's summer" See I never realized this for I haven't had the chance to indulge at all in any of this season this year, mainly due to extreme amount of hours that I've been working. So in realizing that, I noted to myself. I REALLY don't have a life. But then I also came to the conclusion..."Hmmmm, maybe because it's summer, they have better things to do then to write little quips on the computer" And then I thought "Nah, the damn sun ate them up" Well I say to you sun "DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU SUN!! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM AWAY!! THEY WERE MINE FIRST! STUPID JERKFACE JERK! FINE! FINE! BE THAT WAY! And then that's when it started to chase me. I managed to get away but now I have to look behind my back and sleep with one eye open.
Anywho!




*note: I was not high, stoned or whacked out on goofballs! **Also note: I'm not having a mental break down nor have I gone retarded... well not completely.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you need some rest....:)

Bryan said...

Wow... That was interesting??? I think you need to get laid... you better visit Lauren, and fast!

Anonymous said...

wow, you really have lost it... but no fear! we'll try to salvage some summer when you get home - to the beach we go - have no fear! i'll protect you from the feirce "friend-eating" sun ...and thank you B, i agree completely (only to help kyle's condition of course...)

Slow Walker said...

Sorry guy, nothing personal about not responding to your blogs it's just that I don't have electricity or the internet. The only reason I go to Kashchewan is to respond to your blogs, but oh ya the computer broke so now I can't do that either.