It's Halloween Bitches!!

SATURDAY NIGHT WAS SENIORS NIGHT AT THE BACK DOOR!

Okay does anyone remember this picture?

If you do, cool! If you don't, then I have to tell you that that was me. I helped out a co-worker when I was living in Mississauga. She was taking a film makeup course. This was her finally project. Awesome eh?! Anywho. She had an extra mask left over, so she gave me it. So this Halloween I wanted to go as the old man, but I couldn't get the makeup anywhere near the same magnitude that she did. Mind you I didn't put a lot of time into it cuz, well, I didn't have much time to put into it. Anywho. So I get there and the big guy at the door, almost didn't let me in. He gave me the whole 20 questions thing. Eventually he let me in. Right off the bat, lots of pictures and compliments. But one guy threw me for a loop cuz he thought i was Donald Trump. Now when you look at the picture I look nothing like Trump. Anywho, the mask lasted about 2 hours, I was too sweat and the glue started to let go. So I took it off. I wish it would've last a little longer cuz I think I could've placed quite high in the best costume contest. Well here's the only pic I have right now. I'll add more as I get them.

Just a quick one for Chuck Norris fact fans.

This is my first time adding a video to my blog so hopefully it works. There isn't much to this blog other than this video. And this video is for anyone who loves all those fact about chuck norris. So without further adieu...

UFC 64: the sport of blood and broken noses!

CARNAGE! PAIN! BLOOD! BROKEN BONES!!! I LOVE THIS SPORT!!!

Back on October 14th, 2006, UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) aired a pay-per-view. Normally, we don't get these, but I'm glad we did for this one. It had all the stuff I wanted to see. First lets discuss the blood portion of the event. On this night there was two championship fights; the Lightweight title and the Middleweight title. The Lightweight match was, like all title fights, 5 rounds. Let's just say, I wish I won't every be involved in anything like this fight. The fighters were Sean Sherk and Ken Florian. Sean is more of a wrestler like fighter, whereas Ken is Brazilian Ju Jitsu. This is really too relavent I'm just trying to paint a picture. Anywho, shortly into the second round, Ken was on the bottom of a mount and was able to place an elbow strike into Sean's forehead. Now Ken is known to have "razor sharp" elbow strikes. Well, with the little room he had to make an effective blow, that statement is vaild. For it split Sean's head wide open. Now, i've seen blood in the UFC Octagon (their ring), but this was just pouring like a kitchen tap. Remember how I said this was a five round fight? Well, let's just say he bled profusely for the rest of this match. Sean ended up winning and became the new champ. Now just so your aware all that you read above was actually pointless filler, cuz all I really wanted was to have a legitiment reason to post these pictures. Oh and take a look at how bloody the ring is and then picture that on the entire thing.





Now onto the broken bones portion. K, well, it's not really a bone as it is a nose (which is mostly cartiledge). Anywho. In the Middleweight title match. Current champ Rich Franklin was facing newcomer Anderson Silva. Now not much was known of Silva but he previously made short work of another fighter who is extremely hard to knock out, which he did. Let's just make this short and sweet, much like the fight itself. In less than a 5 minute round, Rich was just overwhelmed with knees to the ribs, kidneys and especially face. He quickly and sadly lost his match, making it his first loss in the UFC. But that wasn't the only negative to come to him from this fight. As you may see where I'm going with this, he received a broken nose. But this wasn't any broken nose, this thing made his face look like a Picasso painting (sorry Ry); it looked like the letter C; if you took Anderson Silva's knee and lined it up with his nose, it would be a perfect match. Anywho, once again I just wanted a reason to post these pics. There is a before the match pic, some action pics and then the final result. Poor bastard! Anywho, enjoy!

Pop Tarts & Virus Warning. Updated

MMMM! POP TARTS!!! OH WAIT, UM OH, EWW!!!

Okay, so everyone has probably had a pop tart or two, at some point in their lives. There's, mmmmm chocolate, kinda mmmmm smore, and sorta mmmmm strawberry. There are also other flavours out there that maybe people like but I don't, so I'm not going to mention those ones. Anywho, so you may be wondering "Okay, where's he going with all this?" Well, let's just say I now know two more reasons why American's are considered overweight. This information was discovered with a little stroll through the U.S. Walmart. I noticed a new flavour and just about shit a brick cuz it's such an unnecessary flavour. Any guess?! Well if you guess anything but chocolate chip cookie dough, then you'd be wrong. But you didn't read wrong. I said cookie dough. Let's take the unhealthy goodness of a poptart and fill it with the equally lardfilled cookie dough. Oh, but the Amazing Discoveries didn't stop there. Oh no! Anyone care for a Strawberry Milkshake tart. Or better yet, Apple Strudel. I also like the A.D.H.D laced Frosted Caramel Chocolate. Frig, why don't they just make a friggen Frosted Powder Sugar and Maple Syrup Poptart. But yet there is more to my disbelieve, let me introduce you to Cookies and Creme Tart and Cinnamon Roll Poptart. One that was a little less of a shock and actually seemed liked the only redeeming new flavour was double berry, but still. And then I quickly went back into shock when I found French Toast, Frosted Chocolate Vanilla Cream, and Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae. Like did the people at Kellogg's go, "How can we give people the ability to eat a hot fudge sundea for breakfast?" Like WTF?! Anywho, that was just the flavors part of my poptarts discovery. The second part was a new type of Poptart. Now this might just be me, but I already thought Poptarts were quite portable and quick to make. I think it takes all of, um, 10 seconds to open a package and start eating a poptart cold. 2 minutes in a toaster if you want it warm. But Kellogg's introduced GoTarts, they're "Everything you love about PopTarts-now in bar form!" Now in Bar Form!! Now in Bar Form!! Oh sweet merciful crap my life is complete. I can now take my Poptarts where ever I want cuz they are in bar form! Like come on people, Poptarts are flat and come in packages of two, and can fit in a purse or backpack or can fit in some pockets. Anywho, check them out for yourself at your local American grocery store or here at the website Poptarts.com


Updated!!
Since writing about the pop tarts, I had received ideas of ice cream flavours, breakfast meals, nerd sprinkles, cookie dough pills and pork flavoured milk. I think we should make something that supplies all of these delicious thoughts. We'll call them the Hungry Man's Last Meal. It'll be like a TV Dinner. There will be the main meal of a large bar-like item. This item will look much like a burrito and it will be covered in one of three candies. Gotta have variety after all. The three candies will be M&M mini's (so they fit), Nerds, or Oreo cookie crumbs. As for what's inside the "burrito", again three choices. The first being, breakfast items; scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, hash browns and a breakfast sausage. All in layers, much like a sandwich of course. You then have you option of topping to pour on top. Maple syrup, hot fudge or cookie dough ice cream. The second meal is a lunch "burrito". Covered in either bacon bits, 4 melted cheeses, or dried pepper flakes. It will consist of grill cheese, the contents of a club sandwich and a cheese and pepperoni pizza, with a pickle on the side. This also gets it's choice of 3 topping/dressings; ceasar salad dressing, tobasco sauce or thousand island dressing. As for the dinner "burrito" it will be covered with brushetta bread fixings, garlic bread fixings or the works (sour cream, olives, chives and cheddar). It will consist of strips of steak, french fries, boneless riblets, taco seasoned beef and nacho chips. Again 3 sauces; KFC gravy, barbecue sauce, or a hot sauce/mayo/mustard concoction. Your 3 available drinks; Air's pork flavoured milk, a triple-thick cinnamon toast flavoured milkshake, or Swamp water (we won't even know what's mixed into that) And for dessert, your choice of cheesecake; double chocolate fudge Fudge-o explosion, Peanut butter Cup and Milk Dud overload or Junior Mint and Franken-Berry Wonderland. And each will come with a new Flintstones mulit-vitamin. There will be Chocolate Brownie Barney, Fluffenutter Fred, and Big Mac with fries Bam Bam. I think these will fly off the shelf. Who's hungry?!


And this part isn't to be funny but more for general awareness. I recently received an msn messager message from a friend and it said something along the lines of "is this you in this picture" followed by a link. And it looked like a legit link so I clicked on it. But it went to a site that started to have my computer download something executable program. But thanks to me owning a Mac it was avoided quite easily. But I know a lot of you don't so. Just a heads up and spread the word around about it.