The "You Really Suck When" Celebrity Edition

Now I know I've never done a "You Really Suck When" blog before but man there has just been too much crap happening to people that is just too funny not to inform people. So here we go.

FAITH "DEREK ZOOLANDER" HILL

Now I don't watch or listen to country music. I also didn't watch the Country Music Awards but Faith Hill had the best performance that night. Funny thing is, it wasn't because she sang or did a skit, it was because of her reaction after she lost Best Female (i think that's what it was, I wasn't paying attention) to Carrie Underwood. If you don't know who Carrie Underwood is, she won American Idol a couple of seasons ago. Basically, when the split screen of all the nominees is shown and the winner is announced, Faith throws her hands up and shouts "WHAT!" (she has no sound but you can read her lips). I orginally thought she threw her hands up and said "I WON!" but I was wrong. When you watch it you could understand why I thought that. Anywho, after all that, the camera pans to Carrie's portion of the screen. Now when she gets onto the stage, there's Ms. Hill. What she was planning on doing I have no idea. But here view it for yourself and look at a stupid woman doing something stupid.



BRITNEY'S ANNOUNCEMENT OF DIVORCING KEVIN FEDERLINE A LA TEXT MESSAGE AND CAUGHT ON TAPE.

Yes, I know, "Longest Heading Ever!" But that's besides the point. In case you haven't heard yet, Britney Spears got her redneck head out of her ass, and is filing for divorce to her douche bag husband Kevin Federline. You might be saying "Who's Kevin Federline?" Basically he hasn't done anything to be famous and he's a wannabe rapper that fathered her babies. His cd went no where dispite being seen everywhere and on everything, A couple of examples: CSI as a punk dirtbag who was a ringleader for a bunch of other dirtbag punk kids who beat up tourists. He gets a nice sucker punch to the stomach and goes to jail. That went well, two things that most people wish to have done him in real life. Another appearance was on WWE wrestling. I don't really understand what he was doing on this but at some point he makes it to the ring and, while being boo'd, asks the audience if they want to hear him rap. This leads to more booing. He starts to sing anyway, only to be interupted by the champion John Cena (who is also a wannabe rapper). John tells him that he sucks and continues to knock him down a few notches only to finish him off with his finishing move. Anywho. I'm really off topic but I just wanted to give you an idea of how this guy licks balls. Back to why we're here. In the video below, Kevin Federline just so happens to be at MuchMusic doing some more promo crap and it's at this time he receives some upsetting news via text message. Man that's harsh. Enjoy!!