My new friend Julia from Spain.

K so I often get emails and/or msn contact requests from names I don't quite recognize. But with the contact requests, I don't always know who they are, so I accept it in case it's someone I know but just don't realize it. Most of the time, it's people I don't know but they will strike up a conversation and I will ask them who they are, who they think this is, and then let them know they have the wrong person. Usually that ends the conversations with apologies and the like. However, tonight was not one of those nights. Tonight I made a new friend. Here now, is our conversation in it's entirety. I will play the part of kyzee. Ponty2001 will be played by Julia.

ponty2001: Hi; are u here?

kyzee: hey who is this; or better yet who do you think this is

ponty2001: hehe; I've added to my contact list , but i'm wrong, I think that u're another person; what's ur name?

kyzee: guess

ponty2001: I'dont know; john?; Kyzee?

kyzee: lol no it's not john. that's a bit closer; my name is kyle

ponty2001: kyle; good

kyzee: so i'm guessing i'm really not who your looking for

ponty2001: I'm Julia; i'm spanish; where are u from?

kyzee: canada; hola julia *note* In telling Nat (my roommate) that I was talking to someone from Spain she told me to say "Hola" to Julia.

ponty2001: sabes español?

kyzee: lol oh no. i've seen an episode of Dora the Explorer she speaks spanish sometimes in case you don't know the show. it's for little kids. *note* this is bull. The truth is, at work we are giving out Dora tattoos when customers donate money. They have her saying Hola and Hello.

ponty2001: how old are u?; don't worry, I'm not gay *note* usually that means they are but wait.......

kyzee: wait are you a girl yes/no?

ponty2001: no

kyzee: oh. sorry dude. i guess by your name that you were a girl but that's because julia is a very popular girls name here.

ponty2001: yes but my name is in catalan and we use the accentuation to differenciate the names of boy/girl; Júlia= for girls Julià= for boys; do u want to make an exchange of messenger accounts of girls; it can be good *note* this is a very odd request. VERY ODD!!
ponty2001: annaamatlle@hotmail.com; she speaks english very good; how old are u? *note* I never agreed to exchanging, however he instantly sent me one of his contacts. **note2** Don't worry girls I never sent him your info.

kyzee: um i'd give you some of mine but they'd just be pissed; I've got guests so I should go.

ponty2001: don't worry

kyzee: anywho dude. have a good one. i should get back to my guests.

ponty2001: what are u doing; I don't understand this thing of the guests; are u working now?; oh people in Ur house; i don't understand you too much but if u have to do something, do it; here is 4 am and 35ºC; sleep is impossible with tis hot

kyzee: i would not be able to sleep also; but it's only like 20C here; no wonder your talking to me.

ponty2001: do u smoke joints?

kyzee: no not my thing.

ponty2001: i happen to and ecstasy pill; look this
Began receiving HPIM26381.JPG (10:14:46 PM) **note** for some reason he is now sending me a picture.
ponty2001: This is not the best pict to imagine me; but u're not a girl and it don't take care to me; do u know any girl of 16 to 20 years for me?? **note also very strange**

kyzee: sorry dude. all my friends are around my age.

ponty2001: don't worry; what type of music do u listen?

kyzee: basically anything

Successfully received HPIM26381.JPG (10:20:35 PM) **note*** I don't open the picture right away
ponty2001: techno?; Rave?

kyzee: not so much rave but a little techno

ponty2001: I'm dj; I mix techno and sometimes I make raves;: people in canada make raves? **note** It is at this point I open the picture. My reaction is as follows..

kyzee: ya but they are not as often; i have to leave man. i'll talk to you later

Now don't get the wrong idea but the picture wasn't of a wang or a naked man or whatever else your perverted minds are conjuring. It was your basic headshot. But after analysing the conversation and viewing the pic, I was done with this character. Also shortly after ending the conversation, I got to thinking. A side effect of E is raised body temperature, so I think this guy is probably just flying high and it's probably like 15 degrees. So I decide to check out the temp on the computer. Average temperature in Spain: about 22C So my assumptions were probably right. Anywho. here's the pic of my new friend. If anyone wants to, I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.